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Fishing from a boat seems like dilettante bullshit - like hunting wild boar with a can of spray paint from the safety of a pick-up truck Picture Quote #1

Last time I had a flat tire, I pulled my truck into one of those side-of-the-road gas stations. The attendant walks out, looks at my truck, looks at me, and I swear he said, Tire go flat? I couldn’t resist. Said, Nope. I was driving around and those other three just swelled right up on me. Here’s your sign Picture Quote #1

I think every chef should have a food truck. It’s a good way to test the markets, to invest in meeting the future restaurant goers Picture Quote #1

I want to have a food truck that would just be bathrooms. I would line it up in back of the other food trucks, and I’d charge $1 for use Picture Quote #1

People are getting famous now for serving food out of a truck, or for, well, pork buns. I don’t know if I’m really pleased to be a part of that. I’m somewhat terrified of what the future holds, especially in America Picture Quote #1

When I tour, it’s like, well, like a food tour as much as a comedy tour. I try to eat at all the weird places, the obscure barbecue joints, burger places. There are a few spots in L.A. that I’m obsessed with - one of them is the Taco Zone taco truck on Alvarado. There are secret off-menu items that are amazing Picture Quote #1

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Guess what the Redskins have? You know, I take the bus to the games, we park in the parking lot where the visiting team parks. So I go out there after the game and they have a food truck there! And the guy comes over and he cooks food for the Redskins, and they come out to the parking lot before they get on the bus and they go to the food truck! Picture Quote #1

Whenever possible, I use local, fresh ingredients, just because it tastes and feels better to eat an egg or a tomato or a hamburger that wasn’t flown halfway around the world, that didn’t travel on a truck and get stuck in traffic jams, that hasn’t been sitting in a supermarket’s refrigerator case for days Picture Quote #1

There’s an old hymn called ‘How Can I Keep from Singing?’ That’s what writing feels like to me. I have to write. It’s intrinsic to who I am. So it was a natural choice for me to try to pursue writing as a career. Truthfully, though, I still daydream about how fun it would be to ride on the back of a garbage truck Picture Quote #1

Like a garbage truck, we need a ‘lie-truck’ which will collect lies from everyone’s houses every morning, even every hour! Picture Quote #1

She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, Am I too late for the garbage? No, jump in! Picture Quote #1

Sometimes you’ve gotta wreck the truck to get the insurance money to make the payment on the truck Picture Quote #1

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I still haven’t found the humor in getting hit by a cement truck. My knees still hurt when I think about it, so no jokes about that yet Picture Quote #1

Camus and Henry waved to me from that muddy truck. They both wanted me to get over myself.So, this was me, getting over myself. And it was about time Picture Quote #1

If I got hit by a truck, I would want to go to hospital, but if something is bothering me I will see my naturopath Picture Quote #1

I directed the next-to-last episode of ‘Parenthood.’ I wrote three of the four last episodes. I had the cast to my house. Had a champagne toast with the writers. Had a huge cast and crew party. Drank eggnog in the camera truck after we wrapped the final day. All that, and I don’t really feel like I’ve said good-bye to ‘Parenthood.’ Picture Quote #1

Democratic politicians have disliked things I’ve written, Republican politicians... if they all love you, you might as well be driving a Good Humor truck Picture Quote #1

I don’t think I’m prepared to give away my technique to Great Britain. Are you crazy? All I can say is there was a ninja and a fire truck involved, and a great deal of coersion Picture Quote #1

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Sending a container from Shanghai to Le Havre emits fewer greenhouse gases than the truck that takes the container on to Lyon Picture Quote #1

There’s this secret Korean taco/cupcake truck I go to. To find it, you have to bring a hard-boiled egg to this deli in Bushwick where they give you the address Picture Quote #1

It was the early 1970s and I was recently divorced. I had three kids and was totally broke. I managed to find work back east on the straw-hat circuit - summer stock - but couldn’t afford hotels, so I lived out of the back of my truck, under a hard shell Picture Quote #1

I’ve died 3 times, I’ve been shot in the back, stabbed once in my arm, stabbed 2 times in my back, run over by a truck, been poisoned, broke both of my arms, nose (3 times broken), ribs, both legs, but a broken heart hurt me the most Picture Quote #1

It’s like before my wife and I moved. Our house was full of boxes and there was a U-Haul truck in our driveway. My friend comes over and says Hey, you moving? Nope. We just pack our stuff up once or twice a week to see how many boxes it takes. Here’s your sign Picture Quote #1

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Fishing from a boat seems like dilettante bullshit - like hunting wild boar with a can of spray paint from the safety of a pick-up truck (Truck Quotes) Last time I had a flat tire, I pulled my truck into one of those side-of-the-road gas stations. The attendant walks out, looks at my truck, looks at me, and I swear he said, Tire go flat? I couldn’t resist. Said, Nope. I was driving around and those other three just swelled right up on me. Here’s your sign. (Truck Quotes) I think every chef should have a food truck. It’s a good way to test the markets, to invest in meeting the future restaurant goers. (Truck Quotes) I want to have a food truck that would just be bathrooms. I would line it up in back of the other food trucks, and I’d charge $1 for use. (Truck Quotes) People are getting famous now for serving food out of a truck, or for, well, pork buns. I don’t know if I’m really pleased to be a part of that. I’m somewhat terrified of what the future holds, especially in America. (Truck Quotes) When I tour, it’s like, well, like a food tour as much as a comedy tour. I try to eat at all the weird places, the obscure barbecue joints, burger places. There are a few spots in L.A. that I’m obsessed with - one of them is the Taco Zone taco truck on Alvarado. There are secret off-menu items that are amazing. (Truck Quotes) Guess what the Redskins have? You know, I take the bus to the games, we park in the parking lot where the visiting team parks. So I go out there after the game and they have a food truck there! And the guy comes over and he cooks food for the Redskins, and they come out to the parking lot before they get on the bus and they go to the food truck! (Truck Quotes) Whenever possible, I use local, fresh ingredients, just because it tastes and feels better to eat an egg or a tomato or a hamburger that wasn’t flown halfway around the world, that didn’t travel on a truck and get stuck in traffic jams, that hasn’t been sitting in a supermarket’s refrigerator case for days. (Truck Quotes) There’s an old hymn called ‘How Can I Keep from Singing?’ That’s what writing feels like to me. I have to write. It’s intrinsic to who I am. So it was a natural choice for me to try to pursue writing as a career. Truthfully, though, I still daydream about how fun it would be to ride on the back of a garbage truck. (Truck Quotes) Like a garbage truck, we need a ‘lie-truck’ which will collect lies from everyone’s houses every morning, even every hour! (Truck Quotes) She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, Am I too late for the garbage? No, jump in! (Truck Quotes) Sometimes you’ve gotta wreck the truck to get the insurance money to make the payment on the truck. (Truck Quotes) I still haven’t found the humor in getting hit by a cement truck. My knees still hurt when I think about it, so no jokes about that yet. (Truck Quotes) Camus and Henry waved to me from that muddy truck. They both wanted me to get over myself.So, this was me, getting over myself. And it was about time. (Truck Quotes) If I got hit by a truck, I would want to go to hospital, but if something is bothering me I will see my naturopath. (Truck Quotes) I directed the next-to-last episode of ‘Parenthood.’ I wrote three of the four last episodes. I had the cast to my house. Had a champagne toast with the writers. Had a huge cast and crew party. Drank eggnog in the camera truck after we wrapped the final day. All that, and I don’t really feel like I’ve said good-bye to ‘Parenthood.’ (Truck Quotes) Democratic politicians have disliked things I’ve written, Republican politicians... if they all love you, you might as well be driving a Good Humor truck. (Truck Quotes) I don’t think I’m prepared to give away my technique to Great Britain. Are you crazy? All I can say is there was a ninja and a fire truck involved, and a great deal of coersion. (Truck Quotes) Sending a container from Shanghai to Le Havre emits fewer greenhouse gases than the truck that takes the container on to Lyon. (Truck Quotes) There’s this secret Korean taco/cupcake truck I go to. To find it, you have to bring a hard-boiled egg to this deli in Bushwick where they give you the address. (Truck Quotes) It was the early 1970s and I was recently divorced. I had three kids and was totally broke. I managed to find work back east on the straw-hat circuit - summer stock - but couldn’t afford hotels, so I lived out of the back of my truck, under a hard shell. (Truck Quotes) I’ve died 3 times, I’ve been shot in the back, stabbed once in my arm, stabbed 2 times in my back, run over by a truck, been poisoned, broke both of my arms, nose (3 times broken), ribs, both legs, but a broken heart hurt me the most. (Truck Quotes) It’s like before my wife and I moved. Our house was full of boxes and there was a U-Haul truck in our driveway. My friend comes over and says Hey, you moving? Nope. We just pack our stuff up once or twice a week to see how many boxes it takes. Here’s your sign. (Truck Quotes)

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